1. Got a job and then quit it. Owner was a douche who didn’t like paying overtime or stat holiday pay — and then fired the only decent person within the company for taking a piss. Hello. Wut? Taking this butt to the government. Oh, did I mention he couldn’t even fire the person attached to the bladder in question in person? No, he had another manager FAX A LETTER. Douche.
2. Am totally addicted to DS Zelda games. God help me. But seriously, though, how do I get this stupid Dark Ore to my lover Linebeck III without that stupid Rocktite kicking my ass? I suck at this mini-quest.
3. Got my wisdom teeth out. Muthalicking OW. Do not let me do that again. Ugh.

I got a job at another Coffee Chain of Doom. Bring on the weirdos!

A woman said to me yesterday as I set down her coffee: “I used to be 300 lbs. It wasn’t me. It was someone else.”

Totally unprovoked.